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24 - Season Five 
"Please, I need your help"
"I have to finish this"
"The only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry you"
 "You are going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt"
"I never stopped loving you - not for one second"
"He's lying to you, Sir!"
"I'm done talking with you, you understand me? You've read my file..."
"Showtime"
"Trust me, you don't want to go down this road with me"
"By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again"
"I told you there's nothing I can do!"
"Don't fight it, Curtis"
"How could I be so stupid?"
"Stop this insanity, please!"
"Chloe, Henderson isn't trading music files with his office..."
"You do not want to try me"
"I need help!"
"I'm not for sale"
"If you are lying to me, I'm going to make this the worst day of your life"
"If you are wrong, he's gonna eat you alive"
"You tell me what you know or I promise you this will become very unpleasant"
"I said you're finished, get out!"


24 - Season Four  
"No, she seems real sweet"
"Did you get that?"
"I don't believe this"
"But these are extraordinary circumstances"
"I hope you can live with that"
"This is the last chance you got to talk to me..."
"Audrey, don't interfere!"
"Please, Audrey. Just tell me what you want me to do"
"Make a sound and I will blow your brains out..."
"This will help for the pain"
"Was Air Force One just hit?"
"I've been waiting for this"
"We don't know, we just don't know"
"That hurts, doesn't it?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, I'm not okay"
"Mr. President, it's been an honour"

24 - Season Three
"Shut up, Stupid!"
"Don't you ever come into my office and talk to me like that again"
"You cannot have a normal life and do this job at the same time"
"Shut up, Chase. You wanna get through this, just shut up!"
"I meant everything I ever said to you..."
"I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing..."
"I don't work for CTU anymore, Nina. I work for myself "
"I trained her, I can get to her..."
"Don't worry. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead by now"
"I'm not the man you knew before"
"When I went undercover with the Salazars, I had to give them my soul..."
"If I wanted revenge Nina I would've killed already. You know that."
"I'll honor your original deal, you'll get your 20 million dollars - and you get to keep breathing..."
"Shut up!"
"You do this job long enough, you're going to have to make choices..."
"Oh My God, what have you done? What have you done!"
"Once the damage is done, you're not going to be able to cut a deal. Give me the killcode now"
"This office demands results. That's what I provide"
"What do you want me to say? I did drugs to get in with these people..."
"No you don't..."
"Don't you dare tell me about the law"
"You betrayed me too, I'm just better at it than you."
"Who are you afraid of?"
"Knees"
"We'll be right back..."
"We left him behind. I left him behind"
"Your constitutional rights no longer apply."
"I'm sorry we let you down, Ryan"
"God, forgive me..."
"Get out of here now or I'll throw you out myself - move!"
"The reason why you got this job..."
"Kim, this is a gun I got for you..."
"There's no lawyer. There's just you and me."
"You think I'm playing a game here with you?"
"You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your co-operation"
"You can help us stop this, Jane, please. Please..."
"You know what I'm capable of too"
"Listen everybody - this is our time, get it right."
"If you can't run CTU, you better replace yourself with someone who can"
"Dammit!!"
"Why are you lying to me?"
"Chloe, step away from the computer. Now!"
"Trust me Chase, I know that"
"Tony, put the gun on the dash!"
"Shut up, Tony. Shut up!"
"Jane, stay where you are, everything is going to be fine"
"You are not in command here. Get him out of here now. Now!"
"When your daughter is infected, I'm going to make you watch her die."
"Stephen, you're out of time!!"
"If you want to do this job well, you have to stay detached..."
"You're a good man, Chase"
"Move that thing out of here now!"
"I'm not going anywhere without you"
"They're gonna call back!"
"Thank you , Mr. President"
"I'm on my way..."

24 Season Two
"I'm gonna need a hacksaw"
"He shouldn't have been playing with adults"
"I'll do my job, you people better start doing yours!"
"Stop wasting my time, give me a name!"
"Who is the man in Visalia!"
"Dammit!!"
"I despise you for making me do this..."
"Tell me where the bomb is!"
"The only way you're going to die today is if I kill you..."
"I can make you die with even more pain that you've ever imagined..."
"Lady, I am the Police!"
"There are things in this world that are just out of our control..."
"There was nothing you could've done..."
"Mrs. Palmer, shut up"
"I am your lawyer, son"
"Don't try me, Mrs. Palmer"
"Shoot him again now, Kim"
"If you try to shoot me, I will have to shoot you back, and I promise I won't miss"
"Make no mistake about it, I will do what I have to do"
"We gotta keep moving!"
"Run, Sherry!!"

24 - Season One
"I'm Federal Agent, Jack Bauer and today is the longest day of my life..."
"How long have you been playing me?"
"Who are you working for?"
"Who are you working for!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You better shoot me or help me, but decide now!"
"What did you just say? Say it again! Or I'll break your other wrist!"
"I have killed two people since midnight..."
"You're a very good liar, but I've seen better"
"You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat..."
"I am the last thing you'll ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter"
"C'mon Jack, pull yourself together..."
"I trusted you..."
"How many people that trusted you lost their life today because you were doing your job!"

Phone Booth
"Oh hello, there you are, I thought I was talking to myself again"
"Goodbye Now! Big kiss "
"All that attention would embarass me"
"This guy is getting on my nerves"
"Get this man a seat on Oprah"
"Stu, I never kid"
"I hope you've realized how you've hurt my feelings"
"Stand up and be a man"
"Stu...you still with me?"
"Stuart, c'mon, you're behaving like a child"
"Tell him you already got a friend"
"I've made you famous"
"I hope you weren't pinning your hopes on those morons... "
"Thousands of people die every day..."
"Don't even think about leaving that phonebooth"
"If you have to ask, then you're not ready to know yet"
"I want your complete attention "
"Hi Stu! Now you've had your little tantrum... "
"I'm trying to help you Stu, but you won't help yourself"
"You picked the wrong person to lie to!"

Stand By Me
"If you gentlemen don't mind I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, ok?"
"You guys are acting like my grandmother having a conniption fit"
"If either one of you *ssholes had two thousand dollars I'd kill you both"
"You guys have two choices..."
"C'mon kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off"

Flashback
"If you walk away from me you're a dead man"
"I'm just tired enough to shoot you for the hell of it"
"HoHoHo, Merry Christmas"
"They flushed my head down a toilet..."
" I can't believe you fell for it, you're such a jerk!"

The Lost Boys
"You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up"
"You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
"Come on down!"
"Drink some of this, Michael. Be one of us..."
"Initiation's over, Michael. Time to join the club"

Desert Saints
"You got a motel room?"
"Don't let appearances deceive you"
"Listen Up Mata Hari"
"I don't know what's going to happen after Mexico"
"I told you I don't know how to dance"

Flatliners
"Today is a good day to die"
"You just bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls..."
"At least I get to go out with a laugh"
"One little kiss goodbye?"
"God, you're beautiful"
"I don't want to be alone"
"This is my idea. You're just tourists..."
"You wanna see death? Take a good look. It is beautiful"
"I thought I paid my dues!"

Behind The Red Door
"There's FedEx and then there's FedEx and then there's FedEx!"
"Homos at home on the range..."
"We are family...we're going to take a bath and I hope I don't pee"
"Darling, please don't take the Lord's name in vain, I need all the friends I can get"

An Eye For An Eye
"Mmmmm, tasty"
"See you later alligator!"
"But I want it..."
"Why don't you just stay out of my neighbourhood. And I'll stay out of yours"
"Ssssssorry"

Saturday Night Live (1991)
"How to handle a woman..."
"This is going to be a bloodbath"
"What if I smashed a brick in your face..."
"I'll kick you so hard in the groonies, you'll be peeing out your mouth!"
"That's not a very nice way to speak to your only...brother!"
"I'm going to do a great show today..."
"C'mon Stuart, I think you need a check up from the neck up"
"This election is about ideas and the fact is I have none."
"I'm old. I'm only going to be getting older. Older and more confused..."

Miscellaneous Sounds
"Oh I'm such an idiot" (David Letterman '04)
"Kiefer, I've got something I've got to tell ya..." (David Letterman '04)
"Kiefer, you're a hard boy to help" (Pamela Wallin Live)
"Meow" (The Tonight Show '04)
"I am embarassed. Our friend here is not wearing any underpants" (The Cowboy Way)
"Turkey Yell" (Woman Wanted)
"I've got a gun - I'm allowed to use it when someone pisses me off" (After Alice)
"It's near your bum?? Excuse me." (The Bay Boy)
"I don't know why everybody's yelling at me, I thought it went pretty well!" (Truth or Consequences, N.M.)
"Thank you Jesus, thank you Ralph! I'm ready, I've been practicing!" (1969)
"You rode a 15 year old boy straight into his grave, and the rest of us - straight to hell" (Young Guns 2)
"William H. Bonney - you are not a God" (Young Guns 2)
"You need a lesson in manners, boy" (The Three Musketeers)
"Wake up boy, the Musketeers are just a dream" (The Three Musketeers)

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